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Apparently, Jim Thompson is a fan of pleated pants (from The Sartorialist).
I just have to make it known that I have a severe dislike of pleated pants. While I am fond of classic looks, I think we should think about what actually looks good, and what doesn’t. Pleats only look good on obese southern lawyers in movies like Fried Green Tomatoes.
Also, I want all women to be aware that shirts such as the one below make you look pregnant. The skinnier you are, the more pregnant you look. If you wear flipflops with this shirt, then you’re going to remind me of that girl from the 7th grade who was hooking up with random men at the state fair. Not that you should be dressing to impress me, but you should be aware of how you look.
P.S. Unless if you’re going to the beach, don’t wear flipflops. Nobody wants to see your nasty toes, even if they’re pedicured. They look awful anyway, so just put on some real shoes.
